Coffee First, People... Maybe Later!

Let’s be real—coffee never talks back, it doesn’t cancel plans, and it always makes your day better. People? Well... not always. 😆 If you love your coffee more than most social interactions, this t-shirt, sweatshirt or hoodie is your new uniform.
🖤 Why You Need This:
✔️ Soft, cozy, and perfect for caffeine-fueled days
✔️ Ideal for introverts, coffee lovers, and those who need their space before their first cup
✔️ A relatable statement piece for work, errands, or lazy Sundays
✔️ The perfect gift for your coffee-obsessed bestie (or yourself, duh!)
Wear it, sip your coffee, and let the world know—approach with caution until caffeinated. ☕😜
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