I Hate Pants and Socializing T-Shirt – The Introvert's Official Uniform

If your ideal day involves zero small talk and maximum couch time, this tee is your new best friend. Designed for those who prefer sweatpants over social gatherings and binge-watching over forced conversations, this shirt speaks so you don’t have to. 🙃
🔥 Why You Need This Shirt:
✔️ Comfy enough for all-day lounging (pants optional, obviously)
✔️ Lets people know you’re not the small-talk type—without saying a word
✔️ Perfect for homebodies, introverts, and people who only go out for snacks
✔️ Great gift for the "I'll be there in spirit" friend
Stay cozy, stay antisocial, and stay pants-free. No regrets. 😆
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