💸I Gotta Stop Spending Money Like I Sell Dope T-Shirt – Retail Therapy Gone

If your spending habits say "luxury lifestyle", but your bank account says "please stop", then this tee is basically your financial advisor. Perfect for the shopaholics, impulse buyers, and treat yo’ self experts who know the struggle is real!
🔥 Why You Need This Shirt:
✔️ Soft, comfy, and pairs well with maxed-out credit cards
✔️ A hilarious conversation starter (or financial intervention prompt)
✔️ The ultimate fit for bougie budgets and broke besties alike
✔️ Great gift for shopping addicts and those who spend first, regret later
Wear it while online shopping at 2 AM or explaining your latest purchase to your bank account. No judgment here. 💳💨
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